Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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