So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
