This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
