So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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