Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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