in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We had sex on a dog bed..
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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