i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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