..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm sobbing to NWA
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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