that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
