Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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