David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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