the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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