so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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