hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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