Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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