please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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