After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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