I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
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