Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Houston, we have a blender
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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