do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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