it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
So much Jack, so little girl.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
