this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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