we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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