she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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