yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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