We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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