problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Randomize
