before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
He has the fingertips of a God
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