East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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