At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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