Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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