like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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