went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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