Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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