why didn't you poke me back
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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