He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I am available for nakedness
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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