All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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