She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
