I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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