What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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