This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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