Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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