under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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