HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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