A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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