My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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