butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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