It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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