Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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