yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
NoShamevember. You game?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
