we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is wine microwaveable?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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