Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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