id be glad to
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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